lakewhut: “yytz no. You don’t know what a Litvak is.”
A Litvak is someone with a notarized birth certificate that he was born in a place like Kovno, Slabodka, Telshe, Ponevez, or Vilkomir. He must carry it with him at all times, or be subject to arrest and suspension of his Litvak priveleges and status by the Litvishe police. <sarcasm off>
Is that it? Is that why you claim there are not many Litvaks today?