Reply To: coronavirus jokes

Here are some more jokes:
1. Old mac Donald had a virus ee I ee I o. and cos of that virus he went into quarantine ee I ee I o. and the cows got sad and the pigs went mad everywhere you look there was pizza to be had, and the baker lost his marbles and the cheese went bad, ee I ee I o.
2. A gorgie came to the train station. Where are you going asked the policeman on guard. To jeopardy answers the georgie. No such place says the police. Oh, yes there is says the georgie, it said in the news, due to the coronavirus thousands of jobs in jeopardy…
3. I cleaner no coming today I isolation. I can text you instructions how to clean. If you also isolated you can send me jewellery in the post.
4. Corona jokes: no need to panic, fresh stock arriving daily!
5. To anyone dating anyone seriously: ask yourself would you wanna be locked up with this person for an indefinite amount of time? If yes marry them if not cough…
i have plenty more. want them?