The problem with hyperbole is you sound ridiculous. I can just point to S.3370 introduced in the 110th congress and sponsored by Joe Biden which passed the Senate with unanimous consent. I guess either liberals are wrong about everything, which means republicans must have been wrong to, or liberals are not wrong about everything.
As to your specific points, more hyperbole. You take things that are in many cases complex and paint them in the most limited black and white terms as if that somehow makes your point more valid. I guess if running for political office you would win the debate, but in terms of intelligent thought out policy, such an approach is perhaps suitable for a backwards tribe of cavemen who never developed much ability for coherent thought.