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A successful young businessman opened the door to his BMW when suddenly a car came along and hit the door ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the young man was crying, Oh, my Beemer! My Beemer!”

“You’re so worried about your BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left hand was ripped off!” snarled the cop.

“Oh no!” said the young man, “Not my Rolex too!”