A hitchhiker gets into the car. The driver drives, until he’s soon stopped by a just-changed light.
“Shoot,” he swears. “Fred could have made that light.
“So,” he turns to the hitcher. “Where are u from?”
“Whitchitta,” he says. “Have u heard of it?”
“No,” says the driver, “but I’m sure Fred would know everything about it.”
“What brings you out to the highway?” the hitcher asks nosily.
“I needed a pipe part,” the driver says. “But I can’t figure out which. It’s a shame Fred’s not here. He could have fixed it in two minutes flat.”
“This Fred sounds like an amazing guy,” says the hitcher. “Is he related to you?”
“Sort of. He’s my wife’s former husband.”
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