A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender “Hey, you want to hear a blond joke?”
The bartender says, “You see me? I’m blond. You see that six-foot-five guy there? He’s a body builder, weighs 200 lbs., and he’s blonde. You see that guy in the corner? He’s and undercover security guard with about three guns on him, and he’s blond. You see that woman at that table? She’s completely crazy, will fight over anything, and she’s blond. Still want to say the joke?”
“No, no, of course not,” the customer says. “Not if I’ll have to explain it four times.”
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