A man hears the doorbell, when he opens it he sees his mother in law. Behind her he sees a tall pile of suitcases.
Paleing and beginning to sweat he asks “m-m-m-my d-d-d-dear m-m-mother in law wha wha whaaat b-b-b-b brings you here.” “Oh I came to visit.” Sweating even more he asks, “T-t-To V-v-visit?! F-f-for how long.” “Oh. as long as I am wanted.”
Smiling the man replies “Oh my dear mother in law you have come from so far away, bought so many suitcases and you won’t even come in for some coffee?