For the past year, brainless Brandon, the drooling, incontinent dolt has presided over resurgent COVID, Afghanistan ruled by the Taliban, rampant violent crime, uncontrolled anti-Semitism, rising anarchy, invading illegal immigrants, spiraling inflation, skyrocketing energy prices, supply chain mayhem and more. Now, the laughably weak, non-performance of our napper-in-chief has resulted in a tyrant brazenly attacking a neighboring country and possibly even wider conflict.
Boy are we lucky.