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“I need a hashgacha agency to tell me water is kosher?”
You don’t, who says you do?
Even for Pesach the OU says you don;t need a hashgacha (from their website “All unflavored and without the addition of minerals bottled water, seltzer and sparkling water is kosher for Passover, even without any kosher supervision”)
You have blinders. You are so blinded by hate that you just spew nonsense.
You said “50% of the decisions, operations and Hashkafa of most hashgachas have nothing to do with Halacha”
to back this up you said “For example, giving a Hechsher to water” what is this an example of?
where in shulchan Aruch does it say water can’t be kosher?
It is kosher the company wants it certified so they certify it what seif of Shulchan Aruch does this oppose
THE OU doesnt tell you you cant buy Water without a hashgacha. EVEN for PEsach