Reply To: Rants on Demand

Hello, all. Due to unforseen circumstances, we have been unable to comply with your demands at this time. We apologize most deeply, and hope that the problem will soon be solved, allowing us to once again be your preferred company for idiocy. We thank you for your patience, and we would like you to know that we appreciate your continued support.

(A rant will be forthcoming as to the exact nature of this problem. It’s very ranteable.)