Joe,
I figured you would nitpick
A pessimist always sees the glass half full and the Mishnah in pirkei avos calls this an Ayin Rah
Btw lobster is a sheretz so it’s six lavin that makes it worse than chazir
I’m not dealing with the older generation they might be a lost cause
And in my case the salad is also sheratzim however it seems like MO has gone away from the shittah that lettuce is a miyoot hamatzoi