By “woefully uneducated” i was referring not to secular education, but to chinuch. The fact that your mind goes straight to college when hearing the word “education” is exactly the issue here.
It’s not “misspeaking,” it’s a conclusion you drew from seeinf people celebrating and not even bothering to get THEIR view of what they’re happy about. You rather went straight to the anti Torah blogs, which make you feel good about the life choices you’ve made.