By Order of illini07! By Order of illini07!
You naughty boys are to refrain from referring to the HIGHLY ESTEEMED and GREATLY EXPERIENCED Barack Hussein Obama using his middle name! Nor is anyone to dare refer to his LOVING Pastor the Revered Jerimiah Wright or any other shady characters PREVIOUSLY associated with the former community-organizer of the Great State of Illinois!
Such talk is incendiary! Racist! Unproductive! Naughty! Fear-mongering! And of course illegal! (And besides, it might cost him the election!)