ok, ok, calm down. This is a humor thread
Last date and the boy picks up the girl in a jalopy. She’s cringing…
They park in an underground garage and start heading for the stairs/elevator. A few minutes later, he suddenly remembers something and turns back. She follows and lo and behold their car is gone! In it’s place is a spanking new BMW with a sign “Be My Wife”.
(not my style, but…)