I know this sounds strange but:
1) The Big One
2) Chuck Schwab
3) Nobody (Somebody)
The first two because I’d like to know where they are coming from (they are different then the other posters here (live in EY?)), and I respect Nobody.
Runners up are Charlie Brown (who was willing to discuss a Shmytza!), Joseph (also knows his stuff), Rabbi of Berlin (same), as the list gets longer & longer…..