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KanoiTours, a division of Ku Klutz Kartel International, arranges for tours to the real Falastin, the parts of E”Y which are left untouched by the Zionist invaders. I toured Ramallah, Khan Yunis, the Kasbah in Shechem, and Dehaishe with this great company but the best was when their tour guide Yoshkele Krauss took me to watch how Moishe Hirsch left from his home in Mea Sheorim to the Oihel Soroh shul three minutes away. The great tzaddik, one of the eighty upon whom the generation most certainly falls, wandered all the way from his home to Batei Ungarin in circles waving a Balastini flag for three full hours until he actually returned to his home saying that even Oihel Soroh had fallen to the Tzioinim, or was it that he had fallen on the steps and hit his head.
In any case a KanoiTour is not to be missed. Ask any cop who Yoishkele Krauss is and where to find him (in prison or out burning trash cans). They accept only EUROS, Jordanian dinars and Section 8 vouchers.