Illini07:
Are you really that surprised? To the minds of those who have converted to Assurism, anything that CAN be treif is just the same as bona fide tarfus. Hence, the McDonalds/Facebook comparison which, to the logical mind, is hilarious.
Don’t believe me? Watch this:
Step One: Bakeries are certified by hechsherim, and are ostensibly kosher.
Step Two: Women go to bakeries.
Step Three: Men who go to bakeries might mingle with the women.
Step Four: The Torah says, “Lo sasuru acharei levavchem v’acharei einechem.”
CONCLUSION: Bakeries are assur.
(For all the scientific-minded, the equation is: Control plus Dependent Variable plus Unfalsifiable Hypothesis equals Issur.)