I’m not sure how we got from “shul” to “American Girl dolls”, but this old joke popped into mind this morning, and since it shul related, I’ll post it here:
Visitor to shul memeber: Excuse me, what time is it?
Shul memeber: I’m not telling you
Visitor: Why not?
Shul member: becuase next thing I know, you’ll be asking me if I can direct you to an available seat. Then, you’ll strike up a conversation with me after davening (as we have formed a “bond”), then, you’ll ask if I have children who are in the parsha (which I do) and the next thing I know, you’ll want to be meshadech with me. AND I DONT WANT YOU AS A MECHUTAN!
Visitor: Why on earth would you not want me as a mechutan?
Shul member: You’re nothing but a poor schnorrer.. you don’t even own a watch!