About 10 or 15 years ago there was a hurricane in New York with terrible hard rain and strong winds (I forget if it was just before Succos, or at the beginning of it).
Most people’s sukkahs got totally blown down.
I was so proud of myself because my home-made, hand-made sukkah was still fully standing!
I went over to inspect it, and when I just barely touched it,
THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSED!
SO MUCH FOR MY GAIYVAH!