Cherrybim, that was a really beautiful and inspiring piece. In theory I agree with you wholeheartedly. Nevertheless, I really want the award myself. Below is a preliminary letter I have written.
Dear Award Organizers,
While I am humbled and flattered and totally surprised that you have chosen me out of the blue for this completely unsolicited honor, I regret to inform you that I am not sure I will be able to accept unless there is a hefty cash award associated with it. Please let me know the exact details, and I will get back to you with my decision shortly.
Your humble honoree,
Pashuteh Yid