Eclipse,
I’m happy to report that with the exception that I noted above, I did not speak Loshon HaRah this Shabbos — all because of your suggestions.
Of course, a nice white shirt with a huge red stain in the middle of it is ruined no matter clean the non-stained area is. So, in the end, I didn’t really meet your goal. Nonetheless, I thought you might appreciate the effort.
The Wolf