A Jewish man buys a Lamborghini. However, after buying it, he feels a bit guilty, so he goes to the Rabbi of the Orthodox synagogue in his town and asks for a Mezuzah for the Lamborghini.
“You want a Mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.
“It’s a Lamborghini,” the man replies.
“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A car, an Italian sports car.”
“What? That is blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts. “You want a Mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!”
Well, the man is disappointed, but he waits a few days and finally goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a Mezuzah.
“You want a Mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.
“It’s a Lamborghini,” the man replies.
“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A car, an Italian sports car.”
“What? That is blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts. “You want a Mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Reform!”
Again the man feels guilty and disappointed, but finally he breaks down and goes to the Reform Rabbi.
“Rabbi,” he asks, “I’d like a Mezuzah for my Lamborghini.”
“You have a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“You know what it is?” says the man.
“Of course, it’s a fantastic Italian sports car……………………… What’s a Mezuzah?”