Haifagirl and DY: Great humor. Keep it up!
Reminds me of a woman complaining at length at an airport of the delay in her flight. “A witch on a broomstick could get there quicker” she berated the staff. “Madam” said the man, “the runway is clear…”
Why not leave it for the Human Spell Checker
Cos she may be able to check spells but she’s not a miracle maker and it’ll be a miracle if she shows up any time soon. Wont it, zeeskite?
who is shakespeare…
A spotty teenager in a library asked for a play by shakespear. Which one, asked the librarian, there’s lots of them. So the teenager thought and thought and thought. Suddenely a smile flashed across his face and he shouted “I’ve remembered, I’ve remembered! WILLIAM Shakespeare!”