guy-ocho – How many old Jewish Ladies does it take to change a light bulb? It’s alright -I’ll sit in the dark.
How many Pollacks does it take to change a light bulb?
10 – 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to turn the room.
How many Lubabs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the Rebbe had to make him a Shaliach!