Just re-reading all canines nonsense.
Its just incredible that he says ad dlo yada means “stone drunk”, and a (secret) rov holds that it should start from age 13, and its a huge secret which rov holds this.
Yeah.
If it wasn’t sad, and in this case pikuach nefashos, it would be funny.
While your at it, call some Hatzolah volunteers up. Better yet, maybe visit the Maimonides ER at 2am the first night Purim, and see for yourself.