I like this conspiracy theory.
The LSAT is just a big scam run by the LSAC, which brings in lots of money from it.
The schools do it because US News does, and US News does because they are buddy buddy with LSAC.
LSAC can never get caught because they are part of a secret society that the president and congress are part of. The president was brought in from Kenya (where he was born) to run this conspiracy. In fact, the twin towers were knocked down by the cabal in order to make Bush go to war, so that republicans would lose and Obama could come into power. Bush was also part of the conspiracy, but he thought it was so his oil buddies could make money. (he was double crossed.)
PROOF: Notice how almost all politicians did really well on the LSAT. Coincidence? I think not.