Thanks guys, I wish I could take all the credit.
But aside from hakoras Hatov to HB”H 4 my talents,
I must credit all the (wonderful) interesting parents i had to meet. Too many to list, and the hysterical stories I have.
You wouldn’t believe it even if i told you.
Lemme tell ya… there are some really wacky parents out there!
If everyone was nice and proper though, I wouldn’t have what to laugh about later.
Even what i wrote was so toned down, not clearly expressed
(unless u use ur imagination) and shortened.
It was much longer, with really weird question,
and failed humor on their part, border lining on being downright
offensive if it wasn’t that funny.
I had to bite my lip sometimes from bursting out ROTF.
People would’ve thought me to be Meshuga if not!
My sole consolation was that i’d get to tell over the stories to my friends who’d say “NO WAY”!!!! “I don’t believe you!”
“He said THAT?!!! “REALLY!!!!”
Of course I kept the names confidential.