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September 21, 2011 3:32 pm at 3:32 pm #811901
shtusim
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A husband asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She replied ” something that goes from zero to 250 in 10 seconds”.

So he bought her a bathroom scale.

The funeral is scheduled for Friday!