I think he left his wife in Chicago by mistake last month.
He was last seen today on 18th ave. boropark eating the gefilte fish that was in his jacket pocket since breakfast.yesterday.
That black feather in his 1970’s brown fedora hat is really his aravos from the first days.
He is carrying a Chok LeYisroel Chumash, ready to start Shnayim Mikra all over again in zest and excitement.
This thread should be renamed to “Worst Chol HaMoed Thread Ever”