I hear you loud and clear, Nechomah. But consider this: most of us (myself included) are far from movie star material. But what makes us shine, is our sunny disposition, our general outlook on life, our willingness to go the extra mile for a friend.
Not a head of hair that was lopped off someone in a 3rd world counrty (ok, maybe blonds and redheads come from Europe, but thats not the point).
Self esteem and how you feel about yourself should be based on who you are, not what you look like.
And while your shaitel may look fantastic, my teichel (as it were) is much more comfortable under a helmet, or while playing ball!