I get so mad when I see one of my midwest sisters rushing off to catch a flight to JFK. So in closing, EAST COAST BOYS, GO FISH IN YOUR OWN POND!
Sure. Enjoy dating the 2 guys dating from Telshe (if such even exist, and if they do, they probably fly to NY all the time to date.)
(The purpose of this post is to demonstrate how all the midwest boys are in yeshiva in New Jersey, and they are the midwest brothers of your midwest sisters.)