“You seem to be deprived of not having grass”
Hardly. In fact, just the other day, I passed a patch, in front of someones house. Or was that an “astro-turf” doormat?
Oh well, no matter. If I want to see grass, I can always Google it!
And for the record, on my weekly walk around the ‘nabe last night, I’m happy to report fresh snowfall! Or at least, thats what it appeared to be. After all, the streets were blanketed with a fresh coating of white, so it must be snow. And people thinj the BP folks are out of touch with nature.
(P.S – Anyone in BP yesterday will get this joke. But I doubt it will appear on the Scoop, or CR for that matter. Too controversial)