“The grass may be greener…but you still got to mow it”
“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”
“Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And since not lifting weights doesn’t kill us. Therefore not lifting weights makes us stronger.””
“When is Math going to grow up & start solving his own problems?”
“I’m a Vegatarian. Not because I LOVE animals. But because I HATE plants!” ~Some bumper sticker I read.
“Guns don’t kill people…the bullets however…”