A word to the wise ain’t necessary; it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic
Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the tax-payer to list Uncle Sam as a dependant
Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools
An optimist will tell you the glass is half full. A pessimist the glass is half empty. An engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be
Ham and eggs; a days work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig
A line is a dot that went for a walk
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic
Knowledge is knowing a tomatoe is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad