AinOhdMilvado, that’s soooo good! reminds me of the comedian who would make fun of all the potholes around the city saying, why don’t they just take all the cement that they use for making all the speed bumps and put them into the potholes!?
here’s other fun ones:
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.