Eisenhower was our best president ever, as far as I’m concerned. Things were really good for me when he was in charge, and they have never been that good since.
All I had to do was cry out, and someone would come to feed or comfort me. Women, both related and unrelated, would pinch my cheek and tell me what a good-looking fellow I was.
Meals were prepared for me, free-of-charge, and there was always dessert. I did not have to work.
Yes, things have not been that good since. Our best president ever.