Is this an interesting find? A large handful of pasta (somewhat moldy, not raw) INSIDE my son’s boot! (No, I don’t usually clean inside boots, my toddler somehow got to it and dumped it all over an already cleaned room!) Does this mean I have to go back to all the closets and dump out each shoe to make sure there’s nothing inside. . .? And please, someone figure out for me HOW ON EARTH it got there in the first place!
Second traumatic find of the week: A whole Cheerio on the floor of an already cleaned room. I haven’t had Cheerios in my house in months!!!!! (Honestly I think this one may have fallen off the bottom of a table that was a kitchen table over a year ago, but has been moonlighting as a computer desk in above mentioned room. I didn’t scrub down the bottom of the “computer desk” as I no longer think of it as a kitchen table — I guess that’s the next thing on the list. . .)