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Boruch Hashem, i got yet another opportunity to do a mitzva whilst clad in latex gloves!

I donned yet another pair of those precious stretchable gauntlets and i headed towards my mom’s galley in our cellar. Upon arrival, i knelt underneath our auxiliary sink so i could examine its waste conduit. I found that its waste colander was clogged, likely the reason for its delayed discharge. Time for the Latex Glove Man!

So i got another cheese bag and some rubber bands, i pulled off the old filter which was full of moldy grime and food particles, and attached the new cheese bag in its place! Then, while holding the old, nasty, mold filled cheese bag in my right hand, i removed my right Latex Glove, thereby gathering the nastiness inside a rubbery pouch, that was actually an Inside Out Latex Glove, with its outside actually the Latex powdered inside of the original Latex Glove! Then i wrapped the whole thing in my left Latex Glove, using a similar technique. Finally, i tossed the whole thing in the trash.

And there we go, saving the day with yet another pair of Latex Gloves!