The men in the shul went round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round.
The men in the shul went round and round,
All Simchas Torah long.
The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray
The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray
The chavrusas were learning two by two
They all looked alike, couldn’t tell who was who
The chavrusas were learning all thru the night
As I was going to Citifield,
I met a man with seven laptops,
Every laptop had seven modems,
Every modem had seven mice,
Every mouse had seven lights,
Laptops, modems, mice, and lights.
How many were going to Citifield?
(not an appropriate one for the coffeeroom…)
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?
The big bad wolf
The big bad wolf
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?
Tra-la-la-la-la-la
Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer!
No, you can’t get friendly with a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer;
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin;
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his army unit with your tzitzis tucked in!
Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer !
Oh, the grand old leader of neturei karta,
He had ten crazy men;
He marched them up to the anti Israel demonstration last Shabbos,
And he marched them down again.
When they were shouting, they shouted,
And when they pouting, they pouted,
And when they were only halfway thru,
They saw that their doctrine was highly doubted.