Reply To: Alternative meanings for common words

Flabbergasted: appalled over

how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate: to give up all hope of

ever having a flat stomach

Liabilities- the ability to lie

Disguise- To be cruel to men

Intaxication: Euphoria at

getting a tax refund, which

lasts until you realize it was

your money to start with

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-

painted very, very high

Caterpallor ( n.): The color

you turn after finding half a

worm in the fruit you’re

eating.

Carnation n. Country where each

citizen owns an automobile

Cantaloupe Gotta get married in a

synagogue

Clothes dryer An appliance

designed to eat socks.

Seizure , n. An alcoholic Roman

emperor.

Tablet A small table.

Terminal illness Airport

sickness