Because he gave out Obamaphones.
Because he survived a Christie bearhug.
Because everyone can go bankrupt, why not the US?
I forgot why, do you think I have Romnesia?
Because he slept through the first debate, who can’t sympathize with a guy who sleeps through a debate?
Because no-one believes that 16 trillion is a real number.
Because we aren’t racist but we are anti-Mormon.
Because Biden laughed through his debate and we all like people who laugh.
Because Ryan doesn’t have an MP3 list from “Avraham Fried to Zalman Kwarten.”