Mammele -“I didn’t think of “not touching” the bread, but I’d probably need gloves/plastic bags for that.”
These breads usually come with a wrapper -you could use that.
“My point was that the OU/chufK/OK I’m not really sure who, would do many patients a favor by making it mezonos.”
It’s the hospital staff that puts together the meals -they can choose a Hamotzay product or a Mezonos product, nothing to do with the Kashrus orgs.