ilovecoff, I take it you asked your question seriously, and are not just looking to play around like some other posters.
As far as I know these products cannot be used on Shabbat. Please find yourself a real life Rav to ask this (and other) question(s). The CR is lots of fun, but while I’m not sure that it’s prohibited to use Chapstick and similar products on Shabbos, I am absolutely positive that it is prohibited to get Halachic guidance from CR posters.