triscuitdeckaphobia
Irrational fear of eating waffle-like crackers on your back porch.
collieflower
A dogwood tree, in full bloom.
youthinAsia
Chinese government’s attempt to outlaw old age.
shtrudel
German parent attempting to hush his daughter, Trudl.
conkissdadoor
What a jailbird does upon arriving home.
Ebonics
A plague upon the English language. Combination of Ebola and Bubonic.
Dengue
Chinese leader’s first name.
dotage
Liver spots one gets as one ages.
Icoot
An icot in his dotage.