Oh my galoshes
They give me chaloshes
Though they keep dry my socks
They look much worse than crocs
Can anyone invent
A different patent
Where you dont get wet thru
But look more like a shoe!
I look like an alien
Or maybe a Romanian
They are so not cool
I do feel a big fool
So if you want my advice
I’ll be clear and concise
When I walk down the street
I’d much rather have wet feet!!!