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Okay, I feel challenged to get this right!!!

Let me try this again.

Men are from Mars

Women shine like stars…

Nah, no good. Let’s start again:

The Match was soon arranged

The couple was deranged

She had a pocket in her gown for her “blankie”

He had a runny nose, forgot to use his “hanky”

She dropped the ring somewhere which made her really grumpy

He said it was alright, he’d found it in a dump – he

Didn’t think it mattered, so long as they were so struck

She had him cornered, and thrown into a tow truck

The guests stayed to eat, because they all liked “shlishkes”

The band stayed to play, and shnorrers jangled “pishkas”

The show must go on, but this song cannot

It sounds like it’s written by a writer smoking pot

I still have to add a word in Hebrew – efshar?

And now I await everyone’s reluctant hechsher.

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