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Those of you who are human is who I mean. They say on the Internet nobody knows if you’re a dog… I haven’t been found out so far.
You got me. I’m actually a full fledged nuchri who just comes here for fun (I was actually nominated #1 shabbos goy for three years running)
Ever heard of a Jewish Froggie?
Define Jewish. It could mean a Jew, but only “ish.” Y’know? Like, kinda, ish. In which case, I’m not. I’m a full-fledged and hand-picked child of Hashem Yisborach, and I’m SO PROUD! I’m not so into labels. Jew, goy, turtle – it has to define my essence. It’s hard to describe an essence in a single word, unless it’s in lashon hakodesh. Plus, all the labels I put on my clothes in camp all those years ago either fell off or were lost, along with the garment they labeled. Limud atzmi: there was no point in labeling.
Don’t mind my ramblings. I’m sleep-deprived yet shluffing.
Ever heard of a Jewish Duck?
ever hear of a jewish rock?(oy! here we go again)
Half.
Our cats must be Jewish. They really know the meaning of Shabat menuchah!
Ever heard of a Jewish bookworm? 🙂
The right one-of course! (Mom)
Ever hear of a jew-harp?
(NOT related to harping on a Jew)
@PulsingFlower – Harpo Marx was Jewish. 🙂
charlie – isn’t every day by a cat “menucha”? they’re always resting – or scratching on the furniture.
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