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How do i stop candy crush from taking over my life?!?!?!?!?
Its a total epic time waster!!!!!!!!!
Any advice would be very helpful. My wife is trying to get me to stop for a long time already but nothing seems to be working!In a moment of clarity uninstall the app and beg Hashem to reward that step with success.
Go to your local supermarket and buy a bag of assorted candy. Put them on the concrete outside and crush them with a hammer. See how you like it in real life.
Agreed with Mod-29, Remove the App. 👍
You can use a bag of rejects from the factory and boil them in water afterwards and use it as hummingbird food.
What is Candy Crush?
I am surprised that your Rav said that it’s wasting. It seems to me that there is a very real “toeles” involved here. I wouldn’t think that it’s wasting if there is a purpose. And preventing you from wasting time is a very real purpose.
Maybe this should be looked into further.
Oh, I realized afterwards that you were probably joking (I only realized that once I figured out what Candy Crush is). If so, please disregard the previous comment.
Are you joking about not knowing what candy crush is? (If you’re not, that is really refreshing!)
I had no idea what it was until I googled it. I’m still not sure I’m talking about the same thing everyone else is.
Thanks for making me feel good about myself! Most of my friends not only don’t know what candy crush is, they don’t even know what a computer is! Well, maybe they know what a computer is, but they probably wouldn’t know how to turn one on or how to do anything with it.
LU is a breath of fresh air 💙💨💨💨💨
Instructions:
1) Crush an entire pack of Skittles with your teeth to make a giant slobbery ball.
2) Gently take the slobber Skittle ball out of your mouth and place it into your hand.
3) Dry it off with paper towels and then pick of any lingering lint.
4) Wrap the Skittle ball in shipping tape. Sticky side towards the candy.
5) Congratulations! You just created a Candy Crush paper weight to rest on your Gemara book while you study outside on a bench outside of the Yeshiva on a bright shiny day!
Now your time is being well spent studying Torah thanks to your handy and helpful studying instrument ☺ 📚📚📚📚
LU, do your friends know that you have a computer and *gasp* internet?
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