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And why has an answer never been found for this befuddling query?
Ponder me that folks.
a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
equals
a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood
==>
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
minus
a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood
equals
-woodchuck = 0
|woodchuck| = 0
Feel free to complete the proof, it is due tonight at 8.
OK, this makes no sense. I am drunk on tiredness 🙂
Ah, you messed it up… it’s “How much wood *would* a woodchuck chuck…” (if plays off the homonym wood-would)
Of course, there’s also it’s cousin-question of “How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?”
The Wolf
I believe the answer is blintzes.
Wolf: The grind one is new to me! Thank you.
The answer to that (and all) questions is 42
I learned the poem with a second verse: He would chuck what a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.
Chachma B’Goyim Ta’amin: 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day
No links.
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
6 more weeks of Purim!
The reason why a hummingbird hums is because it doesn’t know the words?
Hey, I found another one.
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