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February 21, 2013 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #608313shnitzyMember
And why has an answer never been found for this befuddling query?
Ponder me that folks.
February 21, 2013 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm #931774SaysMeMembera woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
February 21, 2013 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm #931775Torah613TorahParticipantHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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-woodchuck = 0
|woodchuck| = 0
Feel free to complete the proof, it is due tonight at 8.
OK, this makes no sense. I am drunk on tiredness 🙂
February 21, 2013 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #931776shnitzyMemberI noticed. Well done. The, err, attempt was masterful…
Come on people, where’s your originality?
February 22, 2013 1:08 am at 1:08 am #931777WolfishMusingsParticipantAh, you messed it up… it’s “How much wood *would* a woodchuck chuck…” (if plays off the homonym wood-would)
Of course, there’s also it’s cousin-question of “How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?”
The Wolf
February 22, 2013 1:24 am at 1:24 am #931778WIYMemberI believe the answer is blintzes.
February 22, 2013 2:58 am at 2:58 am #931779Torah613TorahParticipantWolf: The grind one is new to me! Thank you.
February 22, 2013 3:05 am at 3:05 am #931780🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantThe answer to that (and all) questions is 42
I learned the poem with a second verse: He would chuck what a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.
February 22, 2013 3:15 am at 3:15 am #931781yeshivaworlderMemberChachma B’Goyim Ta’amin: 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day
No links.
February 22, 2013 5:29 am at 5:29 am #931782Smile E. FaceMembera wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
February 22, 2013 8:53 am at 8:53 am #931783YW Moderator-42Moderator6 more weeks of Purim!
February 22, 2013 12:36 pm at 12:36 pm #931784ChortkovParticipantThe reason why a hummingbird hums is because it doesn’t know the words?
March 10, 2019 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #1692374CaptainBump™BlockedHey, I found another one.
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